deycallmetrey:

I’m so weak rn

deycallmetrey:

I’m so weak rn

(via superwholock-in-asgard)


alicemurphys:

duhmayo:

baruchobramowitz:

"Hello Professor,

I am doing my best to make this email sound adult. I have rewritten it sixteen, wait… seventeen, times. I am requesting assistance.

Thank you,
Student”

"Student,

ok

-bill”

yo seriously

(via superwholock-in-asgard)


clubpenguln:

bro, i dont even care anymore. fuck it! *continues to try very hard*

(via candidcaleb)


tehrisa:

meatbicyclevevo:

oate:

audidas:

7 million people in the earth. 0 messages in my Inbox

7 million

in the earth

free them

(via destielydia)


lulu-belle455:

Sokka’s prorities

(via becomethespooks)



patientlights:

anxiety is terrible, you could be having an attack and no one would even know because it’s an inward thing. it feels like you’re malfunctioning and you can’t process your own thoughts. you get a knot in your stomach and you can’t take a full breath but outwardly you can literally just sit there and look completely normal as long as no one tries to speak to you.

(via samandriel)


musicofthestage:

we were in the middle of a full dress rehearsal today, music all intense and blaring, and suddenly everything stops and there’s a moment of silence before the director yells “WHOSE. BAGEL. IS ON. THE STAGE.

(via samandriel)


avatar-e:

Aang’s all grown up

(via avatarparallels)


me: what are taxes and how do I pay them?
school system: worry not
school system: mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

kuviragenerousoffer:

Excuse me while I tear bend.

kuviragenerousoffer:

Excuse me while I tear bend.

(via becomethespooks)


(via zeldaddicted)


oimatchstickman:

wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

image

(via becomethespooks)


awwww-cute:

My friend’s dog had 14 puppies. This is how they’re kept out of trouble while she cleans the house

awwww-cute:

My friend’s dog had 14 puppies. This is how they’re kept out of trouble while she cleans the house

(via zeldaddicted)


123jaclyn321:

zurashisu:

madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:

thediamondthatlived:

madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:

what do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?

I don’t know. What?

a condescending con descending.

get out

That was beautiful

(via hellasquishyprincess)